Happy Happy Storytime

[monday]

A couple with a child were trying out a new babysitter.
About an hour after they left, they realized that they were stupid and did not give the babysitter their phone number.
So, one of them called the babysitter.
The babysitter asked the parents if she could watch TV in their room.
She had just put the child in his bed and was ready to watch TV.
She couldn't watch it earlier, because she loves watching content that is inappropriate for children.
Of course she could watch TV! The parents had no problem with that.
The babysitter had one request, besides watching TV.
She asked to put a blanket over the creepy clown statue, because it made her feel uncomfortable.
The parents replied, telling her to run away with the child and call the cops.
She immediately ran, and in her cowardly fear forgot to bring the child with her.
The little midget clown went to the child's room.
He had a knife and stabbed the child 10 times.
Then he threw the baby against the wall.
After the baby was on the ground, the midget continuously stepped on him. Then, the midget picked up the baby and bit into his face, ripping off skin.
Pieces of baby were strewn across the room.
The babysitter remembered to call the cops, when she was out of her crazy fear mode.
The cops came, but it was to late.
They saw blood and pieces of baby all over the room.
But the midget was gone, never to be found again.
The End.

This story was brought to you by Hannibal Lecter, who laughed while reading it.
Sounds familiar?
Well, that's because it is a rather well-known story that has been edited because some sadistic people said it was not 'anticlimatic' enough or something.
This has been Happy Happy Storytime with your psychotic friends.
Stay tuned for the next addition!
I hope you all loved it as much as Kiria, Leronira, Verrazzano, Cryselda, Glass, Moon, and others did.

[Forli]

I aprove this thread.

Also, dumping guro pics.

[monday]

Yay! A post!
The next story is not for the squeamish.
Also, Hannibal Lecter was due to running away from the authorities.


There was a girl coming home from work. She drove her car home, it was pretty late.
She opened the door and looked around.
She walked down the hallway, and saw broken glass on the floor.
A window had been broken...
She immediately looked around in fear, wondering what could have happened.
She went to the phone, and saw that it was broken.
She was too poor to own a cell phone.
She cried in fear, and then was promptly knocked out by a flying computer.
She woke up and had her arms and legs in chains.
It appeared she was in a dungeon of some sort.
There were other people there, in chains, as well.
And in the corner there was a big bucket filled with odd, floating things.
This guy walked into the room, with a psychotic grin.
He grabbed the bucket and brought it over to the poor girl.
Inside the bucket were...poor, mutilated babies.
He took out a piece of a dead baby and stuffed it into the mouth of the girl.
She tried to fight if off, but he forced it into her mouth.
She had to chew and tried to spit it out, but eventually swallowed.
He laughed as she ate the baby pieces.
He then grabbed one of the other chained up girls who was knocked out.
He then proceeded to cut up the other random girl into pieces.
He made sure to add seasoning, such as human feces and vomit.
The human flesh was cooked to a perfect golden tone. He then fed it to
the original girl.
The original girl was now a cannibal. The man then injected the girl
with this weird substance. The next day, the girl was a zombie and searched the
world for brains and human insides.
The end.

Right now, Hannibal Lecter only loves Cryselda, Glass, Forli, and Verrazzano.
Only those four listened to the story.
The rest of you, watch out for wandering cannibals.
Until next time!

[Eminent Thropp]

This frightened me. I looked at it thinking I would find the a GodricxEminent story. But I got this. WHAT IS THIS? I CAN'T EVEN. My face went from to .

[Guest]

<_<

[monday]

This frightened me. I looked at it thinking I would find the a GodricxEminent story. But I got this. WHAT IS THIS? I CAN'T EVEN. My face went from to .

It frightened you? Yay. I am glad it had enough impact to frighten someone, at least a little bit.
The GodricxEminent story may come later. I was in a rather violent mood in which I felt like terrifying people and making them disgusted, while laughing crazily.
I am sorry for this unpleasantness.
Thank you for your comment!

Such a pretty picture that is, Chibi .*-* Forli's picture is great, as well.
What a lovely thread this is turning out to be!

[Forli]

Spoiler:

[L]

Spoiler:

lolwat?

[Kiria]

Forli....
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
I actually clicked it...
:'(
*flees from this thread*

[monday]

Forli....
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
I actually clicked it...
:'(
*flees from this thread*

...Because he's awesome? =\